COLD

It's the most wonderful time of the year!! Says nobody ever. The only people who were dead serious and truthful about winter and/or the cold are the people of Game of Thrones. The days are short and the nights are friggin' long, it's cold and it hurts, it's no fun, and yes, did I mention that it's HELLA COLD? Now I get why they are so terrified with winter and get shivers down their spine whenever somebody says "Winter is coming" like it's a plague, because I actually believe that it is one. 

For somebody who lived her whole life below the equator, I thought having 4 seasons was magical, because having only 2 seasons- that being hot and hotter, was uber boring. When I hear winter I imagined, a white Christmas, nights by the fireplace with a hot cocoa on hand, in your sweaters, while Micheal Buble and Frank Sinatra plays in the background. I smelt pine cones, and chocolate, and freshly baked cookies. When I spring, that scene from Bambi, plays in my head, where all the animals in hibernation wakes up to a beautiful flower filled forest. Summer was- well it's summer, one can not go wrong about summer. And fall, I pictured myself, apple and pumpkin picking in a farm somewhere whilst the orange, yellow, red, and brown leaves fall from the trees as the wind blows. Btu I just just had to burst that bubble by living in a country with 4 seasons. 

If the season's were in high school, Winter is the queen bee because winter is a b*tch with a cold cold heart. She in unforgiving, irrational, and simply bad to the bones. She is beautiful to look at, but once it get closer and closer everything just gets darker and darker by the minutes. You wouldn't want to go outside because you know winter is out there to get you, you can run but you can't hide. You can stay indoors, but you know you eventually would have to go out again, and once you are out, you just start running for your life, and curse your way out of there. You want to look good for winter, because that's how winter project herself on social media, but you can't look good on winter, in the end you'll just end up looking like a friggin' snowman or the friggin' Michelin boy, because like what I said, winter is a b*tch. 

Now, Spring, spring is that goody good girl but has evil motives in the inside, back in high school. She's prim and proper, looks like an angel, always in a dress and her Mary Jane's on. But, you wouldn't want to get too close to Spring, because she is a freak. She's beautiful alright, but because she's been living under Winter's shadow she is out for revenge with her voodoo magic tricks shenanigans. She's an animal whisperer, she can summon all the animals and they can attack anybody who are on their way, boars, monkeys, crows, pigeons, basically anything. So, it can also be a bit dangerous to go outside when spring is around. But her most lethal weapon, are her insesct which she has kept for breeding over the past few months, and we're talking, big giant insects- Cicadas, Roaches, Moths, Beetles, you names it she has it. 

Summer, she's just summer. Everyone loves summer! :) She's my friends. Heck. maybe I'm summer! hahah!

And about Autumn, she's nice and cool. She's chill and it's safe to assume that Autumn is your friend. She's easy and fairly beautiful. You can hangout with her, grab a cup of coffee, take her to brunch, and just about anything. With her, you can be yourself. But the only problem about Autumn is that she's Winter crony, and whatever Winter wants winter gets, and like what I said, Winter is a b*tch. 

Basically, what I'm trying to say here is that having 4 seasons is not that great. Yes, they look great on film and on instagram, but to me it's just another white people propaganda to make poeple it tropical places feel sh*tty about themseleves and not being cool enough (literally and figuratively) Well, I say, f*ck that! 2 seasons (well one actually) is the bomb! Plus, it's way way way more practical and economical- you can friggin' wear the same clothes the whole year round, because nothing is never off-season! HAHAH!